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To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

pleasedontsqueezetheshaman:

beerburritowhiskey:

laughterkey:

balancewiththislife:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

Got a little HDTGM, some Deadpool, some Wompler, some more HDTGM, something from when I was at Tumblr, a few regular favorites, and Airplane II. NOT BAD.

Mine sounds like I’m in a weird dream.

I don’t remember writing any of these.

#you can never have too many tags

#delta also punches kittens in the face

#what I am thankful for - Part 1

#Oh wow when I wave my paws I see trails

#why this bad thing is good

#howard cosell

#Look Out!

#you know it’s a gay cruise because Fran isn’t there

#never eat something that talks to you

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"YES WE TAN!"
(Well, somebody had to make that joke. Might as well be me.)

"YES WE TAN!"

(Well, somebody had to make that joke. Might as well be me.)

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Project Runway Open Thread, Week 6

Tonight’s Project Runway open thread is clothing-optional. Actually, they all are. Anyway, please stop by!

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coketalk:

Classic (RAC Remix) - The Knocks

Fuck the DMCA, fuck the RIAA, and especially fuck the IFPI.

I don’t blame Tumblr for being forced to act on behalf of a bunch of sniveling record industry lawyers, but holy fucking hell, when will those short-sighted assholes ever learn?

Tumblr isn’t where we come to steal music. It’s where we come to share music. It’s the place where we discover artists and hear songs for the fist time. This is the place we get the word out. It’s the white hot center of cool new shit, and if it becomes poisoned by takedown notices and arbitrary account terminations, then ultimately it’s going to be the artists who suffer.

In the meantime, we’ll all be pissed, Tumblr will be fucked, and the world will still be full of weasels who aren’t willing to pay 99 cents for a fucking song.

Also, the music sharing we do here isn’t “sharing” old Napster sense of the word (swapping audio files). Nobody can download an mp3 file from a Tumblr audio link, so what the hell’s the problem? It’s like playing a song on the radio — you’re letting others listen to it, but you’re not enabling anyone to possess a copy of the song itself, so nobody’s stealing anything.

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Pasted below are a few of my favorite comments from last week’s Project Runway open thread on Morning After. (Join us for the next one tonight! The show starts at 9 Eastern on Lifetime, and the post goes up at 8.)

AuntFanny I forgot he is The Mitchell Perry. The Mitchell is totally going home.

chattygal Yeah, the loser edit stench is pungent with him this week.

otterbird “Tim is your mentor and will not be judging today. Well, not to your faces, anyway.”

faille If I was trying out for the show and I wasn’t a pants designer, I sure as hell would learn how to make a pair of pants beforehand. It’s like people on Survivor that don’t know how to make fire!

WIncredulous Heidi seems to want to wear a gownless evening strap.

otterbird That “eh eh eh” noise that Tim just made at one of the designers? I make that same sound at my dog when she tries to eat the pizza box.

Snacktastic I like when Korina gets mocked in two languages.

chattygal I guess Korina has decided to occupy the opening in the “Emotionally Fragile Designer” position left vacant by Angela.

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misterhippity:

The writer of yesterday’s Breaking Bad episode, Moira Wally-Beckett, made a cameo during the episode (which she calls her “Hitchcock moment”). She’s the blonde customer talking to Walt Jr. in the screenshot above — appearing at the exact moment her writer credit is flashed on screen.

Reblogging because she just won an Emmy for writing this episode.

misterhippity:

The writer of yesterday’s Breaking Bad episode, Moira Wally-Beckett, made a cameo during the episode (which she calls her “Hitchcock moment”). She’s the blonde customer talking to Walt Jr. in the screenshot above — appearing at the exact moment her writer credit is flashed on screen.

Reblogging because she just won an Emmy for writing this episode.

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My sister lives in Olympia, WA, and I traveled there last week to attend her wedding. After seeing this exit sign on the way from the airport, I mentioned it to her and said, “Wow, Olympia must be so proud of being the birthplace of Sleater-Kinney that they actually named a road after them, huh?”
She thought this was pretty funny joke on my part, because the band was actually named after the road. Ha ha!
Except I didn’t know that. I really thought the road was named after the band.

My sister lives in Olympia, WA, and I traveled there last week to attend her wedding. After seeing this exit sign on the way from the airport, I mentioned it to her and said, “Wow, Olympia must be so proud of being the birthplace of Sleater-Kinney that they actually named a road after them, huh?”

She thought this was pretty funny joke on my part, because the band was actually named after the road. Ha ha!

Except I didn’t know that. I really thought the road was named after the band.

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Pasted below are a few of my favorite comments from last week’s Project Runway open thread on Morning After.

I’m hosting another one tonight — join us! The post goes up at 8 pm Eastern, and the show starts at 9.

Dorita: When I think of size 0 models, I think Red Robin.

GoOnWithoutMe: The French Fry diet with a side of tapeworm!

Meanie Pants Redux: Who sent the dirty mummy down the runway?

Project_CeeTeau: These looks are bad, really bad… Been in a barroom brawl, hauled off to jail, spent the night in the arms of a psychotic homeless guy bad.

GoOnWithoutMe: Aldo: When Goodwill doesn’t have your size, and you want to spend more.

LanaDelTrey: Forgive me if this has already been asked, but is Amanda a Deven Green character? She always looks like she has been green-screened into every scene, and everyone seems to always be talking around her while she nods or laughs in the background.

dippitydoo: Hernan speaks and my mind goes all ‘No Country for Old Men’ and cattle guns.

otterbird: The expression on Hernan’s model’s face was totally, “I am so going to be the next one taken out back and shot.”

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grainnesmith:

misterhippity:

Virus plushies! Get yours today.
I think the herpes one is especially cute.

The herpes one is surprisingly cute! I like yellow.

"Over 1,000,000X actual size!" How many products can say that?

grainnesmith:

misterhippity:

Virus plushies! Get yours today.

I think the herpes one is especially cute.

The herpes one is surprisingly cute! I like yellow.

"Over 1,000,000X actual size!" How many products can say that?

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Well, here’s Lesson No. 1 for you, Washington Post:
Don’t use the word “riots” to describe mostly peaceful protests involving black people.
Because that’s inaccurate. Not to mention racist.

Well, here’s Lesson No. 1 for you, Washington Post:

Don’t use the word “riots” to describe mostly peaceful protests involving black people.

Because that’s inaccurate. Not to mention racist.

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Lunch, last year

squeela:

The new editor was making the rounds, taking all the writers to lunch. “12:30?” he asked. It was not a question. I put on my coat and trudged downstairs with him. Outside, he went over our meager options. “I don’t know, I’m not hungry,” I said.

He chose a Mexican place. “It’s on me,” he said as…

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Project Runway Open Thread, Week 4

My latest post is up on Morning After, and we’re having a chat party in the comments. Join us!

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Here are a few of my favorite comments from our last Project Runway open thread on Morning After. (Join us for the next one tonight! The post goes up at 8 pm Eastern, and the show starts at 9.)

Snacktastic: I call this show: How much do I hate Korina?

GoOnWithoutMe: Is Swatch a watchdog?

Dorita: So glad Carrie is gone. She was a hot mess mated with a My Little Pony.

otterbird: How is it that the Bravo version of the show was only an hour long, and they still had time in every episode to line the models up and pick which one of them would be taken out back and shot?

laurie305: Do you think that one designer with the mouth was exposed to Joker Venom?

Not as Smart as I look III: If they recycle fashion every 20 years, Amanda is right on point with her 1974 pants!

Meanie Pants Redux: Uniboob.” Hell, I’m drinking to that.

otterbird: I seriously wonder if the producers are trying to craft a storyline where the judges keep putting Sandhya on top and the other designers decide they have no other option but to Joffrey Baratheon her.

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The entire progress of human history has led up to this moment.

The entire progress of human history has led up to this moment.

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Capital punishment is the most premeditated of murders, to which no criminal’s deed, however calculated, can be compared. For there to be an equivalency, the death penalty would have to punish a criminal who had warned his victim of the date on which he would inflict a horrible death on him and who, from that moment onward, had confined him at his mercy for months. Such a monster is not to be encountered in private life.

Albert Camus, “Reflections on the Guillotine”

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