MisterHippity

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May 23, 2013 at 4:05pm
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On the bright side, it’s not two terrible movies.

On the bright side, it’s not two terrible movies.

May 21, 2013 at 5:30pm
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yahoo is deleting every blog that reblogged that “tumblr is deleting every blog with less than 100 users” post

CEO quoted as saying “I do arbitrary things that make no business sense”

this is really true because i just typed it so reblog it thousands of times

2:14pm
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Pea-Soup-Green Text on a Blah-Blue Background With an Arrow Pointing Nowhere →

May 20, 2013 at 9:49pm
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Reblogged from kelsium

: TUMBLRS ASSEMBLE! →

kelsium:

As many of you know, our friend Rosa Sparks is having a real shit time of it lately. The most recent in a long string of personal upheavals is that the house where she and her daughter live was just robbed, and many of their personal belongings were taken. Rosa is about to start her dream job,…

5:31pm
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So it looks like this Yahoo deal is what drove Karp’s decision to lay off Chris Mohney and his staff …?

That seems fairly obvious to me, given the timing of the two events (unless that timing is a coincidence, and I don’t believe in coincidences). 

It also seems likely that Mohney himself wasn’t told this, given that: 1. He’s already told Valleywag he was never given a good explanation for for the layoffs and decision to kill Storyboard (“we weren’t told any more about the rationale for the shuttering than has been publicly acknowledged …”) and 2. If you’ve got a big secret deal in the works, it doesn’t really make much sense to entrust that secret to somebody you’re about to fire, does it?

So, here’s my theory of how the two are connected: In the acquisition negotiations, Yahoo insisted on certain balance-sheet requirements, and in order to meet them, Tumblr had to cut some revenue. And the Storyboard staff’s salaries a victim of that requirement.

4:03pm
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Congratulations on that “not screwing it up” thing, Marissa! You guys made it almost the whole day!

May 19, 2013 at 2:23pm
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2:09pm
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"Yahoo Chief Executive Marissa Mayer became interested in the blogging site a couple of months ago, one of the people familiar with the matter said." →

Sounds like a lot of careful thought and planning went into this.

May 18, 2013 at 1:25pm
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“‘To Serve Man’ …. It’s a cookbook!”

May 16, 2013 at 11:22pm
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I wonder how our dashboards will look in purple?

I wonder how our dashboards will look in purple?

May 15, 2013 at 5:52pm
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This computer simulation — showing 13 past Preakness winners racing against 2013 Kentucky Derby champ Orb — is surprisingly entertaining to watch. As fake races go, it’s a damn good fake race. I found myself cheering on the fake winner all the way to the exciting fake finish! (YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHO WINS.)

May 13, 2013 at 1:14pm
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He probably traveled so much to get away from his crazy wife, Zelda Hemingway.

He probably traveled so much to get away from his crazy wife, Zelda Hemingway.

(Source: twitter.com)

May 12, 2013 at 3:51pm
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3:47pm
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My mother loved dandelions. She was fond of saying, “Why are people always trying to kill them? They’re so beautiful!” 

I’m not a religious or superstitious person, but I can’t help noticing that, on the first Mother’s Day I’ve spent without my mom in the world, my yard is suddenly overrun with dandelions. Thousands and thousands of them — more than I’ve ever seen before.

Or maybe they’ve been there every spring, and I’m only just noticing them for the first time?

May 9, 2013 at 2:18pm
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1971: The year that the recreational use of quaaludes took off in the United States.

1971: The year that the “Archie’s TV Funnies” theme song was composed and first broadcast.

Coincidence? I think not.