I just thought of a great costume for Halloween. Wear a blue polo shirt, put a fake hook on one arm … and construct a big round head out of paper mache, Paint the head to look like this and … voila! Tom Oatmeal!
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Here are a few of my favorite comments from last...
(To read the whole thing, go here.) Heneage: There was a girl in college we called glitter tits. She was dumb as a box of rocks and would always be wearing body glitter. Always. We once convinced her that the ATM around the corner wasn’t working because congress enacted a new law that machines got one day off a week - and it was the ATM’s day off. I’m not kidding. Unclevanya:...
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In this news story, Governor Schwarzenegger’s spokesperson claims - with a straight face - that this letter spells out “fuck you” along the left margin because of a “weird coincidence.” For the record, the odds that a random seven-letter sequence will spell out “f-u-c-k y-o-u” are 1 in 8,031,810,176 (i.e., 26 to the power of 7). In other words, the odds...
Led Zeppelin, Boogie With Stu
katiebakes: “For a quick lunch break between meetings today, my local colleagues asked me if I wanted to try “happy pancakes.” That could have meant a million things, but I figured that they were talking about bánh xèo, which they were.” — The Traveling Hungryboy. I would’ve guessed something more like this.
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Michael Voltaggio hasn’t yet learned yelling “Relax!” at somebody does not make them obey—and conversely, yelling “Obey!” at someone doesn’t make them relax. More recapping goodness from Joshua David Stein.
Here are a few of my favorite comments from last week’s Project Runway live blog on Gawker: adiam7 The gays better rep their set tonight. They need to channel Liza and Cher Lizawithazee I think some of these kids are confusing Bob Mackie with the Folies Bergere. swedishcouscous hey - question: if gordana had nothing and sent her model down the runway naked or didn’t send a...
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Here are a few of my favorite comments from last week’s Top Chef live blog on Gawker: Brian Moylan Eli lives with his parents? Does he also have a limited edition Boba Fett action figure in the original package? dippitydoo Eww - creepy lip squirrel, chef. mattchew03 Ash, if there’s one thing that shouldn’t surprise you, it’s being on the bottom. WillClark You guys...
alexbalk: Um, is the London Review of Books doing “30 Rock” recaps? They’ll be doing reality-show live blogs next. That’ll be the beginning of the end.
So, the London option.
sarahheartburn: thepoliticalpartygirl: pilgrimsoul: I have never actually been to London although I have threatened to move there on several occasions because I have the colonial’s love of a plummy accent. I am told, however, that late November is not exactly prime season. I’ve been to London twice, and both times were in December. Maybe it was the Christmas decorations, but although it...
So it looks like the other new night editor on Gawker is named “Hunter Walker.” I don’t suppose “Hunter” is woman’s name, huh? If not, we now have a masthead that reads: Gabriel, Richard, Ryan, Hamilton, Alex, John, Brian, Foster and Richard … plus two new night editors named Anthony and Hunter I like Gawker, and I also like all the guys I know on that...
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MR. HIPPITY HAS A BIRTHDAY
sarahheartburn: …..a day without Hippity is a day without….hiccups? Have a good one! I only just saw this … thanks, Sarah! And in answer to your question: Love and hiccups are better than neither.