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February 2011

Feb 28, 2011
#gawker #nick denton
Feb 28, 201114 notes
#lol #celebs
Feb 28, 201112 notes
PonyPonyShow: Talent → tanya77.tumblr.com

tanya77:

There’s such a bizarre either disregard for talent or a complete incapacity to recognize it that infects “the media” that I can’t hear any of them speak anymore. They did a “piece” on Oscar-winning genius, Christian Bale, and started ripping on his fucking accent. “Can he decide on an accent?…

Did they also mention his Yukon Cornelius beard?

“Gold and Silver! Silver and Gold!”

Feb 28, 201113 notes
Feb 27, 2011313 notes

Underdog is shown to have incredible superhuman powers. However, the number and scope of his superpowers are inconsistent from episode to episode, being subject not only to the conventions of superhero comics, but also to the conventions of humorous cartoons. In one episode he easily moved planets, safely butting against them with his rear end. In another episode his super energy pill, diluted billions of times when added to a city’s water system, was capable of giving normal humans who drank the water enough strength easily to bend thick steel bars.

His powers shown include:

  • Almost unlimited Superhuman strength
  • Self Propelled Flight beyond supersonic speeds
  • Invulnerability to almost all forms of physical harm
  • X-Ray Vision
  • Super Breath
  • Cosmic Ray Vision
  • Atomic Breath
  • Atomizing Eyes (?)
  • Ultrasonic hearing
  • Great Calculating Brain

They left out “Ability to speak in rhyming iambic quadrameter.”

Feb 27, 20114 notes
#lol #wikipedia #underdog
Feb 27, 20112 notes
"Due to Lorenzen's considerable girth, he has been given a collection of nicknames, which include: 'Jumbo Giant', 'Fat Jared', 'Quarter(got)back', 'QBese', 'Hefty Lefty', 'The Pillsbury Throwboy', 'J.Load', 'Round Mound of Touchdown', 'Tubby Gunslinger', 'BBQ (Big Beautiful Quarterback)' 'Battleship Lorenzen', 'Butterball', 'Lord Of The Ring-Dings', and 'He Ate Me'." → en.wikipedia.org

This man deserves to be in the Pro Football Hall of Fame just for the nicknames alone.

Feb 27, 20111 note
#lol #nfl #nicknames
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Feb 25, 20112 notes

I’m watching 28 Days Later again for the first time in about 8 years, and I just realized how much the pilot episode of The Walking Dead ripped off the opening sequence of this movie:

  • Man wakes up in hospital bed many days after a zombie apocalypse has happened.
  • The hospital is deserted, but shows signs of the aftermath of a violent confrontation.
  • Man staggers out of the hospital and encounters similarly deserted surroundings, and more signs of a recent cataclysmic conflict (overturned vehicles, etc.)
  • Man has a couple of scary encounters with zombies, and then meets his first fellow, unifected human beings …

The beginning of the Walking Dead pilot copied this entire series of events. I’m now much less impressed with that pilot now than I was when I watched it last year.

Feb 25, 20112 notes
#walking dead #28 days later
Feb 24, 20113 notes
#twitter #daily show
Source of the Gaddafi Image:

pygalgia:

http://www.humorgazette.com/gadhafi.htm

Noted. Thanks!

Feb 24, 20112 notes
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#food #lol #thanks to cherrispryteaintsobrite for alerting me to this
Feb 24, 20113 notes
#BUTTER #food network #lol #paula deen #recipes #food #celebs
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