March 2011
“Ronald Reagan was a not-very-smart actor from California.”
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Karl Rove on The O’Reilly Factor, March 30, 2011.
There you have it folks - straight from the horse’s mouth.
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Pasted below are a few of my favorite comments from our last commenter live blog of Top Chef on Gawker.
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Pop Socket It’s not just a pressure cooker, it’s a metaphor.
The_Obvious Richard’s hair can best be described as “American-plug-in-European-socket-electrocution chic.”
AuntCake Blais, just f’ing cook already! Stop with the Johnny Rocket Chemistry Kit.
cletar “Fuck making some kind of strudel.” *puts on goggles* “Where’s my goddamned nitrogen?”
dogbraincatscan Richard mentioning how many times he’s won is the new Tiffany mentioning Beaumont, Texas.
rebeccarose My mother could fry a shoe and it would taste like Heaven.
O-hio-Possum My mother could fry a chicken and it would taste like a shoe.
AuntCake What am I missing about Ashton Kutcher?
homoviper @AuntCake: Nothing. It’s all right there on the surface.
GeorgesDuRoy The twist: “Make me a steak dinner out of these metal shavings. Then kill one of your competitors and cook their thyroid.”
Capt.Snarky Apple, you do realize that you don’t have to make the iPhone seem douchier, right?
Pop Socket Blais furrowed brow: Drink!
BrownSugar***s Mike missed his honeymoon? His wife must be grateful.
DahlELama Awww, this is sad. Bye Antonia. You were my fave, for what it’s worth. Go smoke a bowl; you’ve earned it.
The four-eyed cats are freaking me out!!!
Please God make it stop! Make it stop!
"When Jennifer, who works for an accountant, arrived at the school, she ran to Isaiah, a tall, slender boy with the startled air of an unfolding foal. He was weeping." →
nytimes.com
When I was in the eighth grade, I had the “startled air of an unfolding foal” too.
People told me that all the time.
"The three remaining contestants will prepare a 'last supper' for celebrity chefs Wolfgang Puck, Michelle Bernstein, and Masaharu Morimoto. Then those three chefs will be killed. Just kidding! Actually, they'll be forced to eat nothing but breakfast and lunch for the rest of their lives." →
gawker.com
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