April 2011
Just watched that new Beastie Boys video
Jesus, what pile of shit.
You gotta fight for your right to potty.
Man Dressed as Cow Steals 26 Gallons of Milk →
nbcwashington.com
Headline of the Day Award goes to nbcwashington.com.
North Stafford, VA, ladies and gentleman. I went to school in this area.
What a diabolically clever crime … because who would suspect a cow of stealing milk?
“Hey, who stole all the milk?” (Looking around.) “Not that cow over there, obviously. But I’m sure the real thief is around here somewhere …”
Afterbirthers Demand To See Obama's Placenta →
theonion.com
“Keyes said that if Obama did not soon produce at least a bloody bedsheet from his conception, Afterbirthers would push forward with efforts to exhume the president’s deceased mother and inspect the corpse’s pelvic bone and birth canal.”
This was simply funny when The Onion published it back in 2009.
Now it also seems disturbingly prophetic, given some of the stuff I’ve heard from the birther crowd today. There really IS no convincing these people.
I actually feel a little sad for the birthers today
For many of them, today must feel like the day when a child finally has to give up on the belief that Santa Claus exists.
'Until one of two hypotheticals occurs -- the first being the Windsors paying their taxes, and the second involving an abstract but supremely vivid scenario involving that ginger-haired brain-trust of a prince who dressed up like a Nazi and a lockerroom shower (and a pulled hamstring) -- I cannot feign interest in the Royals. I literally could not care less if I were in a coma.' →
salon.com
David Rakoff, Choire, Julie, Ana Holmes all weigh in on the wedding of the *~*cEnTurY*!~*
This chorus of “I don’t cares” makes me want to write a blog post about how much I REALLY CARE about the royal wedding … truly, madly, deeply CARE … LIVE for this wedding … [heart] Kate and Wills, 4-ever … eat, sleep, breathe and subsist on nothing but royal-wedding-anticipation-energy … feel like royal-wedding champagne is already coursing through my veins instead of blood, so BRING IT ON!!!
You know, just to be counterintuitive.
“I care about the royal wedding” can be the new “Rebecca Black’s ‘Friday’ is actually a good song.”
“I wish there was a way to let Phoebe Snow know how much this album changed my life growing up as a young teenager in one of the toughest ghettos in the Nation back in the 70’s. Among drugs, violence and murders, I would escape to a place of tenderness and understanding in every song she sang, especially Harpo’s Blues.
Honestly, It was because of this brilliant album that I saw life outside of the borders of my surroundings…It made me want better for myself in life.
