Here are a few of my favorite comments from our last Project Runway live blog on Gawker. (Join us for the next one tonight!The post goes up on Gawker at 8 pm Eastern, and the show starts at 9!)
AubreySilver I think Miss Piggy is a better Judge than say, Kim Kardashian. She’s also probably had fewer fingers up her ass.
GoOnWithoutMe No one put a little hole in their outfit for the corkscrew tail?
just.a.smore Yes, there is serious concern of a nip slip on a felt pig. Good point.
Doreen DelPurgatorio With the PiperLime wall, we never saw the designers even interact with that crap. Now that it’s Nieman-Marcus, all of a sudden they’re clawing like it’s Wal-Mart on Black Friday.
BabyJane You do not really believe that this is the best challenge ever, Joanna Coles. You are a lying liar who lies.
NikkiChicky “Miss Piggy Goes To Prison,” by Mila
unclevanya OK Gossip Gay is already a poser in my eyes, he starts off his sentences with “As a professional designer and a professional stylist…” Poof! You’re pretentious!
cynicalbitch Maybe next week they can design a dress for Wilma Flinstone.
Pyewacket @cynicalbitch Georgina Chapman’s already wearing it.
Listed below are a few of my favorite comments from our latest Top Chef live blog on Gawker. (Join us for the next one tonight! The post goes up at 9 pm Eastern, and the show starts at 10!)
Capt.Snarky I see Padma’s got her “alien of the week from the third season of Star Trek: TNG” outfit on.
robina the first I love that the conveyor belt is fucking with Samurai Chris. Well played, conveyor belt!
dippitydoo It’s the Lazy Susan from hell.
BabyJane “Snow White and Jon Huntsman” sounds like a terrible movie.
GonzoMaz Your dream is to cook for Charlize Theron, Sarah? Better hike my pants up. Bullshit’s a-risin’!
Havisham Bridal Party Whoa, Samurai Jack is married to a woman? I would have thought he hung out with a Real Doll all day.
just.a.smore Everyone knew Pebbles would marry Bam Bam in the end.
Pop Socket The scallops were cooked perfectly and the risotto was good? I’m not sure this is Top Chef any more.
bittebitte Blasphemy, Emeril! There’s no such thing as too much cheese!
unclevanya Here come the pleas for mercy…Kleenex and kneepads, engage!
Here are some “memorable quotes” from the “The Smurfs” movie, according to IMDB:
Smurfette: Oh… my… Smurf.
Grouchy: Where the Smurf are we?
Gutsy: Up the smurfin’ creek without a paddle, that’s where!
Grouchy: Let’s get our Smurf on!
Clumsy: Keep your smurfs to yourself!
Smurfette: You smurfed with the wrong girl!
Patrick Winslow: SMURF, SMURF, SMURFITY, SMURF!
Here are a few of my favorite comments from last week’s Project Runway live blog on Gawker. (Join us for the next one tonight! The post will go up on Gawker at 8 pm, and the show starts at 9.)
just.a.smore Anecdote: My highschool boyfriend won me a two-liter bottle of “Sweet Pea” scented linen spray at grad night. I imagine all of Sweet P’s designs smell like it.
Havisham Bridal Party Does April know how to use colors that don’t make her model look like a vampire?
Lizawithazee The Romulan is pleased to watch the human self destruct.
BobbleTimGunn “I want my model to channel Angelina Jolie so I’m accessorizing her with 6 children from the Neiman Marcus accessory wall.”
BabyJane Kenley’s dress looks like it should be strawberry scented.
otterbird I think Sweet P thought they said, “A Night at the Opry.”
Boricua in Texas Kara turned her model into a living, breathing duvet.
BabyJane Her dress can be found at Bed, Bath & The Opera.
GoOnWithoutMe It would have been even better if she’d used shower curtain rings for earrings.
Here are a few of my favorite comments from our last Top Chef commenter live blog on Gawker. (Join us for the next one tonight! The post goes up at 9 pm Eastern, and the show starts at 10.)
Capt.Snarky Goddamn them for getting rid of Ambiguously Gay Chris. Goddamn them gayly to hell.
miltonista @Capt.Snarky He just wasn’t that good at dry rubbing.
Capt.Snarky @miltonista It figures. The pretty ones never are.
The_Obvious Yes, Ed, the ingredients “had humble beginnings.” I’m sure the pork belly came from a pig who worked two jobs to support himself through college.
other_asian Paul’s backstory: got high grades, got high expectations from Asian parents… got high.
BxgrlJeri @other_asian …stumbled into kitchen…started cooking shit. And viola! Top Chef.
bittebitte I don’t think i can hear the phrase “Ty’s shrimp” without thinking of those naked pictures
ghiagirl Are they all getting loser edits? There’s an awful lot of family snapshots and resume reading going on…
cletör “Risotto ball” sounds like a ticket home.
BabyJane I really hate the “Half Bushel” restauarant name. it makes me think of Half-Pint from Little House on the Prairie, which, in turn, reminds me that I’m out of booze.
Brian Moylan Ty-lor always tells the naked truth.
Capt.Snarky @Brian Moylan If only it wasn’t so hair-raising.
The_Obvious “You can really taste the bitchiness in this.”
Fry_Bread_Power Hughnibrow’s brow was making a deep “U.” He really is torn.
dippitydoo @Fry_Bread_Power I’m pretty sure he can spell out the alphabet with it.
Fry_Bread_Power “Ty, please pack up your penis and go.”