Here are a few of my favorite comments from last week’s Top Chef Live Blog on Gawker. (Join us for the next one tonight! The post goes up at 9 pm Eastern, and the show starts at 10.)
rodmanstreet I still feel a slight twinge of disappointment when I hear the name Wylie Dufresne and I look up and it’s not a cowboy.
manchops Why are they so excited to be cooking for the CIA?
bread_and_potatoes @manchops: I don’t know that all of them have figured out it isn’t the Culinary Institute of America. We’ve got some dull knifes in there.
twirlywhirly Maybe it’s just a building disguised as the CIA. How ‘bout them apples, chefs?
robina the first I was hoping Valerie Plame would be the surprise guest.
ronniedobbs Alex’s mom always wanted a doctor in the family…so he killed one and stole his glasses.
paul7777 Angelo misses Kenny. All his mojo was wrapped up in sword-fighting with the Alpha Male.
dippitydoo Ooh, note-passing! That is top intelligence right there.Brian Moylan I really want to do something about Wylie Dufresne’s hair.
Old Ocho @Brian Moylan: Give it back to the Lhasa Apso it originally came from?
DahlELama Does the tribe really have to take responsibility for Alex? Have we not suffered enough?
pjsparkles26 I want to kick Alex in the head
GonzoMaz @pjsparkles26: The line goes around the corner.
Brian Moylan Yay! Another Tiffany victory. Debbie Gibson is pissed!
philtastic Oh jumping Jesus on a pogo stick, thank Christ Gazoo is gone!
katekate is squared Well, now Alex can pursue his other lifelong dream: Traveling to Mordor.
DahlELama “No margin for error”? Really? Then how do you explain the fact that you fucked up weekly and only went home now, you jackass? And way to not vent. Classy exit, you hypocritical bald schmuck.
Pterodactyl @DahlELama: Get it all out, that’s right….breathe now, the bad man’s gone.