Here’s a selection of a few of my favorite comments from last week’s Top Chef live blog on Gawker.
The regular season may be over, but we’ll be live-blogging the Top Chef “Reunion Special” on Gawker tonight — so join us! The show starts at 9 pm; post goes up at 8.
boricuaintexas Overly plucked eyebrows and beard stubble are an unflattering combination.
DahlELama I don’t understand—has the final challenge ever not been “cook the meal of your life”? Is this a surprise?
doctorzizmor I’d love to have Voltaggio working under me.
gypsypirate Even though he’s sick and can’t cook, Angelo can still promote his restaurant via his shirt.
katekate is squared “God, the pain is so excruciating, I can’t even open my eyes. How’s my light? You need me to shift, am I losing my neck in this shot?”
robina the first @katekate is squared: He looked as lovely as Garbo dying in Camille.
homoviper Oh, Angelo lost fluids? That’s news.
lamey007 Who would have guessed Hung to be the biggest mensch of a sous chef?
doctorzizmor “Hey Hung, can I get underneath you?” Ilan, that’s Angelo’s line!
BabyJane Ed always sounds like the NyQuil just kicked in.
Paolo.Lex Damn it, calling it now: Kevin wins off Michael Voltaggio’s back and we have the trifecta of Top Chefs that don’t deserve it: Ilan, Hosea and Kevin, high-fiving in the parking lot of a Dunkin’ Donuts three months from now.
homoviper So, basically Angelo had a case of the vapors and just needed some time on a fainting couch.
doctorzizmor One shot in the ass and Angie is a new man.
philtastic I don’t think Ed moves his jaw when he talks — like a chubby, boring Kate Hepburn.
rebeccarose Predictions: I will have a sexual fantasy involving Eric Ripert, Hung and that doctor, and whatever black market Asian drugs he injected Angelo with to perk him up like that.
NoFrillsLabelWhore The difference between Kevin and Angelo is that it is Angelo’s fantasy to suck.
TheLemon “It was really yummy.” Really, Padma? That’s some fascinating critique right there.
bread_and_potatoes Ed made a brownie. I’m surprised there wasn’t a Duncan Hines box found in the trash can.
cletar If Kevin wins I shall upbraid my television with coarse language.
robina the first Kevin: He doesn’t know how to cook with a wok, but he’s Top Chef.
