Pasted below are a few of my favorite comments from our last Top Chef commenter live blog. I’m hosting another one on Gawker tonight, and you’re invited! The post goes up at 9 pm and the show starts at 10. Hope to see you there!
The_Obvious I’ve watched enough TV to know nothing good ever comes out of being in a cornfield.
BabyJane So dirty rice isn’t rice that you drop on the floor? Good to know.
Formerly-Mymoustache So this is what passes for “high society” in Dallas? I suppose if everyone is wearing shoes and a shirt it must be high society.
Lizawithazee @Formerly-Mymoustache: Excuse me, did you not see all that granite in the kitchen?!
robina the first I feel like this episode is a secret pilot for The Real Housewives of Dallas.
Heneage I hate these people — from their McMansions to their awful blue pompom collars to their Stepford platinum blonde hair.
overnightly Is anyone else ready to go occupy Dallas?
miltonista Okay, on behalf of Koreans everywhere, I officially disown Beverly. She shall hereafter be Chinese … or whatever.
Substitute Preacher Padma’s experimenting with some new form of masochism with this breast binding.
Heneage I don’t think the combined talents of I.M. Pei, Frank Gehry and Richard Meier could devise a way to hoist Padma’s titties any higher.
just.a.smore That nice lady seems to have run a pink highlighter through the white load of her washing. That is the only explanation I can think of for that dress.
Foxcraft Specs should have called his dish “ceci n’est pas un cigar.”
cletör Ask your husband how to eat a cigar, honey. He can show you how.
Lizawithazee Lupe? Lupe! We’d like you to come back next week and make this for us again. Comprende? And could you bring Chuy to do the lawn before? Gracias!
Heneage The hosts are all thin because they spend so much time running away from good taste.
GonzoMaz “The winner is Paul. You get to kill the couple of your choice.”