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January 5, 2012 at 11:42am
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As much as I like David Cross (long live Mr. Show!), one thing I did not need to see in 2011 was his hairy butt crack.
What gave Peta the idea that showing us this hairy butt crack would somehow help the plight of the world’s animals? If the world’s animals could talk, and Peta asked their opinion, I’m fairly confident they’d nix this idea.
“No Peta, No! No hairy butt crack! Roar! Tweet! Woof! Neigh!”

As much as I like David Cross (long live Mr. Show!), one thing I did not need to see in 2011 was his hairy butt crack.

What gave Peta the idea that showing us this hairy butt crack would somehow help the plight of the world’s animals? If the world’s animals could talk, and Peta asked their opinion, I’m fairly confident they’d nix this idea.

“No Peta, No! No hairy butt crack! Roar! Tweet! Woof! Neigh!”

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    he got over that whole nevernude thing.
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    To PETA’s credit,...most tasteful ad they’ve run since, well, ever.
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