The Burning House is a unique Tumblr that asks its readers to submit a photo of what they would want to save if their house burned down.
Hey look, it’s your ex-boyfriend!
“I would be sure to save a fussily composed Wes Anderson-via-Scorcese overhead shot of the world’s most exhausted signifiers of authenticity and hipness, in case my house ever burned down in slow motion while the Kinks’ ‘Complicated Life’ played”
I hope everyone’s house doesn’t burn down at once, because it looks there won’t be much for anyone to read except The Catcher in the Rye.