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January 25, 2012 at 2:16pm
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Listed below are a few of my favorite comments from our latest Top Chef live blog on Gawker. (Join us for the next one tonight! The post goes up at 9 pm Eastern, and the show starts at 10!)

Capt.Snarky I see Padma’s got her “alien of the week from the third season of Star Trek: TNG” outfit on.

robina the first I love that the conveyor belt is fucking with Samurai Chris. Well played, conveyor belt!

dippitydoo It’s the Lazy Susan from hell.

BabyJane “Snow White and Jon Huntsman” sounds like a terrible movie.

GonzoMaz Your dream is to cook for Charlize Theron, Sarah? Better hike my pants up. Bullshit’s a-risin’!

Havisham Bridal Party Whoa, Samurai Jack is married to a woman? I would have thought he hung out with a Real Doll all day.

just.a.smore Everyone knew Pebbles would marry Bam Bam in the end.

Pop Socket The scallops were cooked perfectly and the risotto was good? I’m not sure this is Top Chef any more.

bittebitte Blasphemy, Emeril! There’s no such thing as too much cheese!

unclevanya Here come the pleas for mercy…Kleenex and kneepads, engage!