Listed below are a few of my favorite comments from our last live chat of Top Chef on Gawker.
Join us for the next one tonight! Guest judge on the episode will be Pee-wee Herman! We can all pretend he hasn’t aged — and that we haven’t either! Ha ha! Connect the dots! La la la la!
DahlELama “I definitely taste the tarragon” is never a compliment.
Oh-Honey-No Healthy Choice, you can wave Mindy Kaling under my nose all you want, I’m still not eating your food. (Mindy, call me!)
Insert Clever Name I generally avoid Healthy Choice meals because, when coworkers cook them in the microwave, the smell takes away my will to live.
MegSwan Sorry, but I can’t be happy for any straight man with a high pony.
bittebitte “All Asian food is healthy?” tell that to the man who sells fried chicken and lo mein from a cart in Chinatown. He did not get the memo.
EviLKinegro Ah, chicken salad and meatballs. From the pages of the “Fuck Effort” cookbook.
The_Obvious Let’s help feed our cities, one artisanal chicken salad slider at a time.
DahlELama I want to be a “flavor ambassador” when I grow up. I don’t even care what it means.
BabyJane Someone has to broker the peace between sweet and savory.
just.a.smore Sarah: “I put so much love in my dish. Love that I strained out of the hearts of my fallen competitors. So, I apologize if the love tastes too Asian.”
AMownLawn I would have absolutely no problem with going into a coma right now and waking up married to Channing Tatum.
BabyJane I just noticed that Larry the Cable Guy and Padma are wearing the same sleeveless-flannel-shirt look.
cynicalbitch @BabyJane Maybe she spent the night with him, and grabbed it to wear on the way to work?
DahlELama I called the winners, 3 for 3. I’m patting myself on the back right now. And smacking my ass, just once, because I’ve earned it.
