AMownLawn “I have never seen so many pancakes before.” Oh, Sarah. Don’t lie.
TheVelveteenUnderground “I’m sure you all remember the Alamo.” I see what you did there, Padma!
Fry_Bread_Power Wow. George Lucas is really milking the shit out of that Star Wars cow.
cletör @Fry_Bread_Power: Oh, he’s long past milking it. Now he’s making a thin terrible broth from its long-dried-out bones.
Martiniman We’re good as long as Pee-wee doesn’t show his recipe for hand-beaten hollandaise.
TheVelveteenUnderground Sarah’s worried about food weighing down her bike?
miltonista “Cracker of Love”—a new A&E show?
other_asian @miltonista: Nah, more like VH1.
bread_and_potatoes You know, I don’t wish sickness on people, ever. But if you serve raw yolks, you deserve salmonella.
unclevanya If you put a curly white wig on Pee-wee Herman, he’d look just like Barbara Bush.
cletör @dippitydoo: Hughnibrow is back?
just.a.smore It is irrationally stressing me out that “Fred” and “Wilma” do not go with “Bam Bam.” That is not a matched set, whale movie!
PollyPureBred Grayson, call me…we’ll do beer bongs and eat fried cheese. It’ll be OK!