Featured below are a few of my favorite comments from our live blog of the Top Chef season finale last week.

But it’s not quite over yet … we’re live-blogging the Top Chef “reunion special” tonight (which starts at 9 pm — an hour earlier than usual — so the post will appear on Gawker at 8). Join us!

GonzoMaz Happy Leap Day! If Sarah wins I’ll be leaping off a bridge!

Hotpants McGee I just won my own personal quickfire by making black beans and rice with blackened chicken. I crown myself Top Chef Master because this shit is good!

BabyJane @Hotpants McGee: I just sent myself home for making a horrible tuna steak. It was so sad having to tell myself to “pack my knives and go” in my own kitchen.

Ghiagirl Miami Chris is trying to lure Paul into choosing him. Then he will paint torpedo-breasted nudes of him.

Lobster_Roll My German side, my Italian side, my Texan side, my Asian side…. what side doesn’t Sarah have?

Capt.Snarky @Lobster_Roll: A good side?

BabyJane I think Tyler Stone is actually Bev in a clever disguise. She’s come back to exact her revenge! Clearly, I watched way too much Scooby-Doo as a child.

GoOnWithoutMe @BabyJane: And she would have gotten away with it if it hadn’t been for you meddling kids!

other_asian Tyler has a weird face. It looks like it was built in The Sims.

chatcat2000 If Black Santa says the crabs are funky, then they are funky.

dippitydoo I did not need to see that close-up of Emiril shoving squid-ink pasta into his head.

unclevanya Tyler is like one of those periodic falling bombs in Centipede that drop new mushrooms on your board.

Formerly-Mymoustache How the hell did they end up in Vancouver?

BabyJane @Formerly-Mymoustache: Air Canada?

LanaDelMeh The timing of this episode seems too quick. Will there be some sort of Last Chance Supermarket Sweep Death Race at the end?

Formerly-Mymoustache People who describe food as “sexy” and “playful” should be punched in the throat.

PollyPureBred Candied Kumquat? That’s going to be my stripper name when I’m working the pole on the weekends.

AMownLawn From what I hear, Sarah is an expert at de-boning.

BxgrlJeri Did I already take an Ambien? This is something you shouldn’t forget. But I think Ambien gives you memory problems.

iwannabeanarchy Sarah’s tears and sniveling just made my day!

miltonista Schadenfreudgasm!