Here are a few of my favorite comments from last weeks’ Top Chef live blog on Gawker. (Join us for the next one tonight! The post goes up at 9 pm Eastern, and the show starts at 10.)
robina the first Carla was born down in Fraggle Rock, I’m convinced of it.
rebeccarose This season’s going to be a really, really tough battle… for me, deciding who I hate more: Mike I. or Angelo.
miltonista I hope Marcel has been honing his rapping skills.
DahlELama Blais is just so Blais, it kills me. He probably brushes his teeth with liquid nitrogen toothpaste.
Mymoustache Angelo always has an excuse…
homoviper @Mymoustache: Wahhh I was sick. Wahhh I dropped the fish. Wahhh my wife is a mail-order beard.
Feltkitteh So, if they’re reliving their final challenge, shouldn’t Angelo get sick again?
Lemon @Feltkitteh: He’ll do just about anything for another ass injection.
Signal to Noise Mike Isabellia looks likes Augustus Gloop grew up. His neck is going to explode any second.
homoviper @Signal to Noise: I keep thinking he looks like the people in Total Recall who get sucked outside the dome on Mars and their faces begin to explode.
Oh-Honey-No I don’t want Fabio to go home, but Anthony Bourdain is rocking my world right now. Will they fight it out? Will they strip down and oil up with EVOO? I am all a-tingle.
just.a.smore @Oh-Honey-No: Fabio showed up at this party pre-oiled.
robina the first I’m not really going to miss Eliatrix. I feel like if she’d stayed, she would have had a psychotic break and there would have been serious issues.
Feltkitteh @robina the first: Fellow cheftestants would wake up in a drugged daze with their heads shaved.