The big featured story on Gawker right now is a post marking the seventh anniversary of Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah’s couch. It’s over 3,000 words long.
Now, before today, I would have assumed that it was impossible to come up with 3,000+ words of commentary about Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah’s couch seven years ago. But Gawker did just that, proving my assumptions wrong — not for the first time, and probably not for the last time either.