MisterHippity

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This new Facebook phone: Why would anyone want one?

Rumors have it that the social network is again working on some sort of phone. But what could Facebook put into that phone to make it a must-buy? 

What would you like to see in a Facebook phone?

I’d like to use it to poke people in the ear. Especially “friends” I barely know. “Hey, remember me? Here’s poke in the ear! Ha ha ha!”

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4. greenjaydeep answered: Free connection only to log on to facebook. :p
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10. jimrehs answered: I don’t want to see one. Stupid.
11. big-wired answered: Oh good lord… makes me glad I nuked my facebook account.
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    Oh, goody! I was just thinking I’d like for my phone to constantly change for the worse and for everyone in the world to...

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44. the-starpilot-has-landed answered: something that shoots mark zuckerburg in his smirky arrogant face. this man gives jews a bad name. i’d love to see his flesh melt off.
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    I’d like to use it to poke people in the ear. Especially “friends” I barely know. “Hey, remember me? Here’s poke in the...

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    So his business model is “Copy Google?” Blech. If I wasn’t already solidly anti-Fakebook, this would push me over the...

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