An earworm to end all earworms.
The mother of all earworms.
An enormous, Dune sandworm-size earworm, buzzing in my ear, nonstop, all morning long…
(rumor) Rumor has it! (rumor) Rumor has it! (rumor) Rumor has it! (rumor) Rumor has it! …
OH DEAR LORD MAKE IT STOP
