Here are a few of my favorite comments from the last Top Chef live blog on Gawker:
rodmanstreet
Why does Beardy look like his mom came by, licked her hand, and smeared it across his head?
unclevanya
Bryan’s odd laugh betrays a former bedwetter who had to bite his lip every time Daddy smacked him and said, ‘You gonna cry? Huh? Are you a girl? You gonna CRY, GIRLIE!?”
paul7777
Michael: Instead of salt, I’ve used the sweat of my brow as seasoning.
Brian Moylan
I wish that instead of $30K that Jen would win a good haircut for winning this challenge.
Dot
@Brian Moylan: Or a least a bottle of conditioner a good home hair coloring kit.
AnnieSaBu
“Until they had to present us with the thing they had to present us with.”
It’s like the grammatical equivalent of ouroboros.
son of spam
Beardo reminds me of the Sienfeld low-flow shower head episode.
Lizawithazee
One of you will be awarded a spot to completely embarrass yourself, and your country.
GonzoMaz
I’d be embarrassed to lose to Eli and I can barely make toast.
