Christmas in ‘Bama 2010: This was part of my dad’s xmas gift to me—a toy reindeer that poops licorice jelly beans. He got it at the Tractor Supply store, which he described as a “good place to shop.” My mom then chimed in that someone she knows had a shotgun wedding a few months ago at the Tractor Supply store, on the back of a pickup truck. The marriage lasted three weeks.
In other news, @babybro just informed me in an ominous tone that I might not want to use the white soap in the shower. Me: why? @babybro: that’s my specialty soap for hunting to mask scent for deer. Me: mask it to smell like wha… oh. Nevermind.
Actually, that’s not a reindeer; it’s Max, the dog from “The Grinch Who Stole Christmas.” I’m guessing, however, that this is not Seuss-authorized merchandise.
