Paul Ryan Has Not Run Sub-3:00 Marathon →
Apparently, this guy is just a compulsive liar. We need to start calling him “Lyin’ Ryan.”
C’mon everybody, let’s all start repeating that nickname until we make it stick!
Lyin’ Ryan!
Lyin’ Ryan!
Lyin’ Ryan!
[And yes, I know a few people thought of this nickname before me. But only 46,000 of them, apparently …]