“Our iPhones hold our contacts, photos, videos, music, banking data, texts, emails, voicemails, web logins, apps and more. We use our phones to pay our bills, send texts to our girlfriends, check-in to our favorite club, play games with friends, and much more besides.”
- Dudes in a distortion field.
I use my iPhone to scoop peanut butter onto crackers. And sometimes, during humid summer months, I like to sprinkle my iPhone with baby powder and place it between my butt cheeks to relieve that annoying chafing feeling.