Here are a few of my favorite comments from last week’s commenter live blog of Top Chef on Gawker. (Join us for the next one tonight! The post goes up at 9 pm Eastern, and the show starts at 10.)

DahlELama I loved Carla’s plate. I’m now going to spend about two days thinking that I will someday lattice a cucumber before I eventually forget about it.  

Dancing Queen Angelo’s dish looks like the floor of Lady Gaga’s bathroom.

Capt.Snarky For having to look at this table of ugly, I want next week’s judges to be male models. Who eat in their underwear.

philtastic Dear Anthony Bourdain: Please stop with the fucking stupid Italian-American stereotypes. I know your wife is Italian, and she should be slapping you upside the head right now. xoxo, Me

Formerly-Mymoustache How many more mafia references can we fit into the remaining time? Anyone sleeping with the fishes?

homoviper I wish the people in this GE commercial would country line dance into a pit of fire.

cletar “I made you some under-cooked squid and some baloney. I call it Uncle Mike’s Jerseydouche Squid & Baloney. Enjoy.”

The_Obvious Fact: They included the scar on cartoon Padma’s arm in the Top Chef computer game.

cletar “Ah, Mikey! What have I done, that you disrespect me so with this under-cooked squid, on this, my daughter’s wedding day?”

rodmanstreet I want to live in Lorraine Bracco’s cleavage.

Katomic Wow, Boring Girl won and I’ve already forgotten her name.

The_Obvious They should get Gordon Ramsay to come in and guest-yell at Tre for his risotto.  

Dancing Queen I’ve been trained to make it stiffer, too, Tre.  

Pop Socket Tre, please pack your guns and go

03:12 pm: misterhippity7 notes

  1. dahlelama reblogged this from sfbirdie and added:
    Dammit, I totally forgot about that cucumber lattice.
  2. sfbirdie reblogged this from misterhippity and added:
    I love all of these!
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