e-mail: misterhippity(at)yahoo.com • Ask me anything!
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Who am I? Where am I? Is it Taco Tuesday? What time is love? When does the bus arrive? Is there anywhere I can go to find out this sort of information? What is reading? Do I have parents? Where do I live?
What is air?
Where’s my razor?
(Source: tylercoates)
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I read the full profile of this guy on CNN and it annoyed me. He lives in an apartment on his parent’s property and at...
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Hehe! So amused! I was definitely criticizing this and making fun of it. Didn’t think anyone else was :P.
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Why is my first name my last name? Vice-versa? Am I from a soap opera?
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Where do I find more hair gel?
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aw man Taco Tuesday is such a great idea but it’s always filled with middle aged women you wish you could fantasize...
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commenting on gawker is not a third job…
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Why am I spending so much of my hard-earned barista money on hair gel?
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“HE” ( a 25-35 yrs-old who still lives “at momS” and never went farer than 1.500 miles from home IS GENERALLY good...
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