Here are a few of my favorite comments from our last commenter live blog of Top Chef on Gawker. (Join us for the next one tonight! The post goes up at 9 pm Eastern, and the show starts at 10.)
rebeccarose Paula Deen! This week’s challenge involves opening a can of something and mixing it with butter.
PJamma “Make me the most fattening thing you can! Go!”
Lizawithazee Liquid nitrogen all over the floor! Whose could it be?
son of spam Blais is like the bastard son of Mr. Freeze.
ghiagirl My favorite ice cream place in Atlanta had a flavor called chocolate Slap Yo Mama. Then they opened a store across from a battered women’s shelter without realizing.
DahlELama This is the most I’ve ever been positive that Paula would eat a deep-fried baby.
Capt.Snarky Matthew McConaughey and Ryan Phillippe in a movie together? Why couldn’t it have been “Brokeback Mountain”?
robina the first “I know I’m gonna be suckin’ that head.” File that under “Phrases I Never Wanted To Hear Come Out of Paula Deen’s Mouth.”
O-hio-Possum If the cooking gig doesn’t work out for Paula, she can start a redneck phone sex service.
Fry_Bread_Power I wish Bravo had a show called “Bethany: Going Away Forever.”
BrownSugar***s What does Tiffany have on the judges? She’s been dodging bullets like the frickin’ Matrix!
ghiagirl Poor sad self-actualized non-angry Dale.