Pasted below are some of my favorite comments from last week’s Gawker live blog of the season Finale of Top Chef: All-Stars. (Join us as we live blog tonight’s “Top Chef Reunion Special” — the post goes up at 9 pm Eastern, and the show starts at 10!)
bread_and_potatoes I need to stop waiting for Fabio to ride in on a unicorn with his pet turtle and a gigantic pot of gnocchi.
robina the first @bread_and_potatoes: I will never stop waiting for that.
PJamma Every time Richard mentions that he lost his first season, drink. Every time Mike says he has trained for this, drink.
paul7777 How do you “miss” a honeymoon? Did Mike tell the wife to go to Niagara Falls on her own?
RappingTomato At what point are reality show contestants going to stop acting surprised when the kicked-off competitors appear again?
homoviper Did you see Fabio wink at me just now?
willythethird Everyone in my dorm is chanting “down with Jersey Douche”
RappingTomato @willythethird: If you’ve lost the dorm rooms, you’ve lost America.
rebeccarose Why is Tre in a shirt with sleeves? This upsets me.
ButtonCinnamon Isn’t Katie Holmes a Beard Award winner too?
The_Obvious Stupid glitchy Gawker comments! I have tons of unimportant things to say!
cletar I really thought Blais was going to win, until I heard the words “foie gras ice cream.”
CrankyLawyer Richard’s uncle looks more pregnant than his wife.
Toe_Gina We get it Gail. You love Mike’s pepperoni.
The_Obvious Williams-Sonomas everywhere are being looted by rioters celebrating the Blais victory!
leftoverhill I’m sad for Mike. He grew a lot.
Capt.Snarky @leftoverhill: Well, his neck sure did
