Here are a few of my favorite comments from our last Top Chef Masters live blog on Gawker. (Join us for the next one tonight! The post goes up at 9 pm Eastern, and the show starts at 10.)
Dot: “Pick your pot.” No one ever says that when I go to work.
Cunning_Linguist: Why are they going shopping while wearing their aprons? Awwwkward.
Sheryl with an S: There is something inherently wrong about the host of this show being so damn skinny. Can’t one of the producers throw her a sandwich, for chrissakes?
Dot: @Sheryl with an S: She’d just shriek and jump on a chair.
DahlELama: I’m not a fan of this [competing in teams]. Masters do it alone. That’s why they don’t call it “teambation.”
Robina: Kelly Choi is the definition of enthusiasm without charisma.
Sheryl with an S: The Farm School? Is that where the kids learn how to grow their own weed?
GonzoMaz: @Sheryl with an S: That would be The Pharm School.
Sheryl with an S: Tonight I watched Gael Green who slept with Elvis, a heroin junkie on Addiction, and American Idol. I think I have satisfied my drugs, sex and rock and roll agenda quite nicely.
EastandWest: Too bad Michael Chiarello didn’t come back this season. I would have enjoyed watching him lose again.