Here are a few of my favorite comments from last week’s Top Chef Masters live blog. (Join us for the next one tonight! The post will go up on Gawker at 9 pm Eastern, and the show starts on Bravo at 10.)

robina: The Real Housewives of Orange County want something they can easily purge later.

son of spam: @robina: Husbands?

Jessizca: I would serve them a slice of avocado and a vicodin on the plate. Winner!

katekate is squared: Rick Moonen is creeping me out this episode. He’s a little Taxi Driver.

MisterHippity: Rick says he’s gonna “cook his brains out.” Sounds appetizing.

Jessizca: @MisterHippity: In some countries, Rick Moonen brains are considered a delicacy.

robina: Ludo, we’ll like you better if you stop acting like a smoking hot whiny baby.

DahlELama: Oh Ludo, you can put your love in my dish any day.

robina: I just want to say to him, “I need you to shut up, cook, feed me, and look pretty.”

unclevanya: Wylie made a Jew?

son of spam: @unclevanya: A delicious Jew.

DahlELama: @son of spam: You rang?