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July 14, 2010 at 3:06pm
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Here are a few of my favorite comments from last week’s Top Chef commenter live blog on Gawker. (Join us for the next one tonight! The post goes up at 8 pm Eastern, and the show starts at 9.)

Sheryl with an S “For my baby food entry, I made a dish composed of jalepeno peppers and tripe, sauteed with a reduction of tequila and topped with peyote mushrooms for a little extra kick.”

katekate is squared They’re all a bunch of babies, so this should really be an easy challenge for them.

DahlELama Wow, I’ve never seen someone lose that badly in the middle of a quickfire. Well done, Kelly.

GonzoMaz Bad strategy there trying to kill Padma’s baby.

Heneage Wait - Monet has a kid? I thought he was gay. He’s not feeding his French Bulldog baby food, is he?

Lizawithazee Douchey Mike looks like Doughy Mike now.

cb1756 Did Tim just say “double immolation?” Because that would be much more interesting than double elimination.

son of spam Who knew breakfast was so hard?

CarbonatedFalcon @son of spam: Breakfast is the new dessert.

DahlELama If you don’t want to go home, maybe you shouldn’t have almost killed Padma’s baby with a lemon seed, Sherry Thighs.

Sugar Boots Team bad hair is sad.

katekate is squared Andrea probably needs to just shave her head and start over.

Old Ocho Lynne is like a female version of Droopy Dog. Or Joe Lieberman.

Saxon 212 The last time I was in Vegas everyone said. “go to the Hilton buffet, it’s the best.” So as I was standing in line by the seafood section a kitchen worker appeared with a giant 50 gallon rubbermaid trash can full of boiled cocktail shrimp and poured them into a trough right in front of me. I had to leave.

GonzoMaz The best meal I ever had in a Hilton was a Diet Coke and Doritos from a vending machine

Saxon 212 What would Rachel Zoe eat at a Hilton?

Sheryl with an S @Saxon 212: She would eat the mint on the pillow and call it Thanksgiving.

Rucifie So they sucked more than everyone else, but now get to go to Europe? Logic fail.

son of spam @Rucifie: It wouldn’t be the first time someone got to Europe because they sucked more that everyone else.

paul7777  “I stayed true to my vision of undercooked pasta.”

pjsparkles26 i think she should have chosen a different phrase than “wish i was the old beast i used to be.”

sweet_communist Lynne, you’ll never not be an old beast, so take heart.

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