Here are a few of my favorite comments from last week’s Top Chef Live Blog on Gawker. (Join us for the next one tonight — the post goes up at 8 eastern, and the show starts at 9.)
Sheryl with an S Humane farm? “We’re nice to you all the way up to the time we butcher your sorry (but delicious) ass!”
Excusado @Sheryl with an S: Could they really mean “human farm”? Because that would be a great challenge.
sweet_communist Angelo confesses that he had crabs like it was an unforeseen trauma rather than a personal failing.
Lizawithazee @sweet_communist: Crabs are the new cancer.
GeorgeFayne I really want to see Padma’s farmwear. My money’s on some bedazzled-ass overalls and a bikini top.
cletar Fruit platter? Do you want to go home, Mr SadFace?
DahlELama We get it, Ivory — you want to bang Ebony. It’s not gonna happen this episode. Move on.
CaptainSnarky “Toyota Mobile Pantry?” Worst Product Placement Ever.
BBQ Cornnuts @CaptainSnarky: I’m going to a dealership tomorrow and asking for this specifically.
Six and a Quarter @CaptainSnarky: If it was the Ford Pinto Pantry, would that mean all of the food arrived fully cooked?
TheVelveteenUnderground I have never seen a season of Top Chef so minimally focused on food.
Heneage @TheVelveteenUnderground: It’s because none of them know how to cook.
paul7777 The chefs seem less skilled and less tattooed than last season.
cletar Does Angelo have a nickname? I nominate DuckF**ker.
NoFrillsLabelWhore I’ll pass on “Ed’s beef”, thank you very much.
cletar Mr Sad Salad will get a ride to the airport in the Toyota Mobile Pantry.
Lizawithazee What kind of magical farm is this where they have cherries and asparagus at the same time?
bread_and_potatoes The too-white-teeth judge looks like the kind of guy who winks at you when he shakes you hand.
Cupajo @bread_and_potatoes: I’m just sad he killed my grandparents’ couch to make his jacket.
Green Line Coed Tim, stop being surprised when you’re on the bottom!
Sheryl with an S Frank Burns has the humbled crestfallen look totally down.
GonzoMaz See ya, adult Urkel!
