Here are a few of my favorite comments from last week’s Top Chef live blog on Gawker. (Join us for the next one tonight! My post will appear on Gawker at 8 pm Eastern, and the show will start at 9.)
robina the first Angelo and ducks and sexual organs…we have a recurring theme.
cletar The dick picks testicles!
robina the first Only on Bravo would you hear the phrase “a testicle marshmallow.”
sweet_communist Mmm, testimallows!
Paul7777 Duck nut-s’mores.
Old Ocho Ahh, so you can only say “cock” on Bravo when talking about a rooster. So all you need to do is keep a tiny rooster in your pants pocket at all times and the FCC can’t touch you.
CaptainSnarky Oh, fuck this “twist.” Seriously?
xhack Now switch aprons! And in 10 minutes, change prescription lenses!
belltolls Leering chefs watching Padma eat balls … Classy, Bravo.
doctorzizmor The thought of eating llama makes me sad.
best.scn.ever. What person pays a dollar to text their duck testicle preference?
xhack For the “maritime version of Air Force One,” I expected more than an old Mississippi riverboat purchased used off eBay.
DahlELama Too bad they weren’t given bullshit as an ingredient. That seems to be the one they all know how to work with.
Lizawithazee I hate it when people blame their children for their own failures and/or lack of ambition and/or commitment.
CaptainSnarky @Lizawithazee: Thank you! Andrea needed a big, steaming cup of STFU for that shit.
Old Ocho Back in college, Ed and Angelo both used to hang around the Black Students Association meetings and pick up chicks.
sweet_communist That was unnecessary, Michelle Bitchstein.
paul7777 Michelle is not impressed with Alpha Male hubris.
PollyPureBred I wish Amanda was packing her knives … and Valtrex.