Defend Yourself In Style With Gretchen Jones Designer Brass Knuckles
Hey, remember Gretchen, the unlikeable Project Runway contestant who inexplicably won last season, even though most of us thought her designs were kind of sucky and boring? Well I have to hand it to her — she seems capable of creating something genuinely innovative after all.
Check out the item shown above, which is part of the Gretchen Jones for Piperlime collection. She calls it a Language of the World Ring, but I figure that’s just a euphemism for “brass knuckles” — since everybody in the world understands the powerful language of a swift, metal-enhanced fist to the jaw, amirite? Such as, for example, some ass-groping pervert on a crowded subway car, who will wind up sorry he made the mistake of messing with someone wearing a “Gretchen Jones Language of the World Ring.” POW!
The gauntlet has been thrown. Your move, Mondo …