Here are few of my favorite comments from our last Top Chef commenter live blog. (I included one of my own comments this time, simply because it serves as the “straight-man setup” for another hilarious one.)
Hey, why not join us for the next live blog tonight? The post goes up on Gawker at 9 pm Eastern, and the show starts at 10. (Or, if Project Runway is more to your liking, join the new Project Runway All-Stars live-blog I’ll be hosting on Gawker starting tomorrow night!)
miltonista Unless Nyesha comes back via the “Back Door Kitchen,” or whatever it’s called, I’m totally rooting for Paul.
ghiagirl @miltonista I am horrified at the possibilities for elimination via the Back Door Kitchen.
Capt.Snarky Heather: “It’s difficult for me to have a long relationship, because I’m such a fucking hosebitch from the depths of Hell.”
BabyJane “Chris J.” sounds like a member of a boy band. New Chefs on the Chopping Block perhaps, or NCotCB.
Hotpants McGee @BabyJane Where can I get a NCotCB lunchbox?
BabyJane @Hotpants McGee Considering that I have a bottle of wine, a printer, a glue gun and some glitter, I’m going to say Etsy, midnight.
robina the first Why does this episode seem to be all about Heather getting her flirt on? There is nothing ok about this.
miltonista @robina the first Maybe the producers wanted to show the nicer, non-racist-venom-filled side of her this week.
just.a.smore Sarah, you cannot play a “my grandparents are old” card. That’s not a real card. All grandparents are old.
robina the first I really wish Patti LaBelle was breaking out a different wig for every course. That’s what a true diva would do.
ludditesque This tribute challenge is getting so cheesy, I think I’m going to develop a gall bladder problem.
Fry_Bread_Power I wish someone would go dark: “Yeah, I watched my family die in a house fire, so I did a banana flambé for you.”
spaceystacey Ok, if Hot Chris noticed that Patti LaBelle’s nail polish matched Padma’s shirt, I’m thinking the question regarding his sexual orientation might be answered.
MisterHippity Who taught Padma the word “albumen”?
GoOnWithoutMe @MisterHippity “Salmon” Rushdie?
paul7777 Heather: “It has been so rewarding trying to destroy Beverly in this competition!’